小学生经典爆笑谜语大全及答案2015【合集六篇】

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爆笑谜语【五】

  撅着屁股晒太阳(打一成语) —— 【谜底】: 有眼无珠

Puckering up to bask in the sun (an idiom) -- [Answer]: You have eyes but no eyes

  八戒出现在太阳升起的一处(打一歌曲) —— 【谜底】: 《东方之珠》——罗大佑

The Eight Commandments appear at a place where the sun rises (play a song) -- [Answer]: The Pearl of the East -- Luo Dayou

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7.2015年中秋节灯谜大全及答案(动物篇)

7. 2015 Mid Autumn Festival riddles and answers (animals)

  骡子和马生的儿子(叫什么) —— 【谜底】: 罗马(骡马)

Son born of a mule and a horse (what's his name) -- 【 Answer 】: Rome (mule and horse)

  一本书,天天看,看了一篇撕一篇。一年到头多少天,小书撕下多少篇。(打一物) —— 【谜底】: 日历

A book, read every day, read a tear. How many days a year, how many small books to tear down. (Beat one thing) -- [Answer]: Calendar

  劳动节(打一明星) —— 【谜底】: 武艺

Labor Day (play a star) -- [Answer]: Martial Arts

  什么话经常说,见面的时候从不说? —— 【谜底】: 电话

What do you often say and never say when you meet—— [Answer]: Telephone

  甄寰,若曦,怜儿,晴川(打一植物) —— 【谜底】: 四叶草

Zhen Huan, Ruoxi, Lianer, Qingchuan (hit a plant) - [Answer]: Four leaf Grass

  落花人独立 , 微雨燕双飞,猜一个字 —— 【谜底】: 俩

The flower falling man is independent, and the micro rain and swallow fly together. Guess one word -- [Answer]: two

  内地综艺小天后,诙谐耍宝怪风格(打一主持人) —— 【谜底】: 谢娜

A young variety show diva in the mainland, with a funny and funny style (play a host) -- [Answer]: Xie Na

  哼哼曲调,不唱歌词,为什么?(打一女明星) —— 【谜底】: 吴佩慈(无配词)

Hum tune, don't sing lyrics, why? (Playing a female star) -- [Answer]: Wu Peici (no matching words)

  一个女人离过30次婚,用什么词来形容好那? —— 【谜底】: 前公尽弃

A woman has been divorced for 30 times. What word is used to describe it—— [Answer]: Former Duke Abandoned

  鼠年出生(打一人名) —— 【谜底】: 子产

Born in the Year of the Rat (name one person) -- [Answer]: Zichan

  拍一个巴掌打一地名 —— 【谜底】: 五指山

Take a slap and hit a place name -- [Answer]: Wuzhi Mountain

  我丈夫也,猜一字 —— 【谜底】: 余

My husband, guess a word - [Answer]: Yu

  成人尿不湿打一人名 —— 【谜底】: 包大人

Adults' Diapers Beat One Name - [Answer]: Lord Bao

爆笑谜语【四】

  功名利禄全抛下(打一宗教用语) —— 【谜底】: 四大皆空

Get rid of all fame and wealth (play a religious term) -- [Answer]: nothing

  为什么剪头三天丑? —— 【谜底】: 因为第四天就习惯了

Why is the haircut ugly for three days—— [Answer]: I got used to it on the fourth day

  一根小棍儿,顶个圆粒儿, 小孩儿玩它,容易出事儿。 (打一日常用具) —— 【谜底】: 火柴

A small stick and a round grain are easy to cause accidents when children play with it. (Playing a daily tool) -- [Answer]: Match

  齐天大圣看守桃园 -的一相声演员(酒斗财谜作品) —— 【谜底】: 侯宝林

A crosstalk actor of Qitian Great Sage guarding the Peach Garden (works of wine duel puzzle) - [Answer]: Hou Baolin

  钟欣桐和陈冠希生孩子(打一成语) —— 【谜底】: 娇生惯(冠)养

Zhong Xintong and Chen Guanxi Have a Child (play an idiom) -- [Answer]: Delicate and Accustomed to (Crown) Raising

  包拯逛院子免费(打一成语) —— 【谜底】: 青天白日

Bao Zheng strolls around the yard for free (play an idiom) -- [Answer]: Day and night

  主妇买小菜 (打一成语 —— 【谜底】: 挑挑剔剔

Housewives buy small dishes (play an idiom - [riddle]: picky

  巨人脚(打一重庆地名) —— 【谜底】: 大足

Giant Feet (name of Chongqing) - [Answer]: Dazu

  放松打一礼貌用语 —— 【谜底】: 不要紧

Relax and use polite expressions - [Answer]: Never mind

  河北中部七时有雨(打一女歌星) —— 【谜底】: 田震

Rain at seven o'clock in central Hebei (hit a female singer) -- [Answer]: Tian Zhen

  什么东西看不到却能摸的到,万一摸不到会把人吓倒? —— 【谜底】: 脉搏

What can you touch without seeing it? If you can't touch it, it will frighten people—— [Answer]: Pulse

  综合管理(打二字常用语) —— 【谜底】: 统治

Comprehensive management (common words) - [Answer]: rule

  今天做事最省力的办法是什么? —— 【谜底】: 推到明天

What's the easiest way to do things today—— [Answer]: Push it to tomorrow

  你能以最快速度,把冰变成水吗? —— 【谜底】: 去掉冰字的两点

Can you change ice into water as fast as you can—— [Answer]: Remove two points of the word "ice"

  《婆婆、媳妇和小姑》(打一七字常用语) —— 【谜底】: 三个女人一台戏

Mother in law, daughter-in-law and sister-in-law

爆笑谜语【六】

  十字对十字,太阳对月亮,猜一个字 —— 【谜底】: 朝

Cross to cross, sun to moon, guess a word - [riddle]: Korean

  一架坐满人的飞机坠落,却没有人受伤。为什么? —— 【谜底】: 因为都死了

A plane full of people crashed, but no one was injured. Why—— [Answer]: Because they are dead

  什么豆豆不能吃? —— 【谜底】: 青春痘

What beans can't be eaten—— [Answer]: Acne

  用什么擦地最干净? —— 【谜底】: 用力

What is the cleanest way to wipe the floor—— [Answer]: Force

  胖娃娃金黄色,鬼面具最火热(打一节日道具) —— 【谜底】: 南光灯

The fat doll is golden, and the ghost mask is the hottest (play a holiday prop) -- [Answer]: Nanguang Lantern

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爆笑谜语【二】

  世界最长的车是什么车? —— 【谜底】: 堵车

What is the longest car in the world—— [Answer]: Traffic jam

  光着屁股上朝(打一现代新名词) —— 【谜底】: 裸官

Go to court naked (play a modern new term) -- [Answer]: Naked officials

  我的自行车(猜电视剧笑傲江湖的人物) —— 【谜底】: 任我行

My Bicycle (Guess the characters in the TV series who are proud of the Jianghu) -- [Answer]: Let's go

  摩擦摩擦会过火,小棒上面红黑头(打一物品) —— 【谜底】: 火柴

Friction will go too far. Red and black heads on the stick (hit an item) - [Answer]: matches

  凌晨3点半(打一个电视剧名字) —— 【谜底】: 黎明之前(黎明大约是4点之后)

3:30 a.m. (play a TV play name) -- [Answer]: Before dawn (after about 4:00 a.m.)

  什么东西太阳越晒越湿而风越吹越干? —— 【谜底】: 汗水

What gets wetter in the sun and drier in the wind—— [Answer]: Sweat

  出生的时候体重最沉的人(打一作家) —— 【谜底】: 巴金(谐音“八斤”)

The heaviest person at birth (a writer) -- [Answer]: Ba Jin (homophonic for "eight jin")

  品评(打一政治用语) —— 【谜底】: 三方会谈

Comment (play a political term) -- [Answer]: Tripartite Talks

  盆里有6只馒头,6个小朋友每人分到1只,但盆里还留着1只,为什么? —— 【谜底】: 一个小朋友连盆端走了

There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children gets 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun in the basin. Why—— [Answer]: A child walked away with a bowl

  峰顶在眼前(打一中西医用语) —— 【谜底】: 高度近视

The peak is in front of us (in Chinese and Western medicine) -- [Answer]: High myopia

  三侠(打一歌名) —— 【谜底】: 真心英雄

The Three Heroes (play a song) -- [Answer]: A true hero

  百家姓最新排名第11个姓和第9个姓(打一个地名) —— 【谜底】: 徐州(第11姓是徐,第9个姓是周)

The 11th and 9th surnames in the latest ranking of 100 surnames (name a place) -- [Answer]: Xuzhou (the 11th is Xu, the 9th is Zhou)

  贵妃醉酒(打一食品名) —— 【谜底】: 玉环酥

Drunken Imperial Concubine (play a food name) -- [Answer]: Jade Ring Crisp

  三只鸡(打一歌名) —— 【谜底】: Gee(少女时代)

Three Chickens (play a song) -- [Answer]: GEE (Girls' Age)

  隔岸盼子归(打一化学名词) —— 【谜底】: 等离子

Hoping to return across the bank (play a chemical term) -- [Answer]: Plasma

爆笑谜语【一】

  铁扇公主(打一食品名) —— 【谜底】: 牛肉

Princess Iron Fan (a food name) - [Answer]: Beef

  1.人人会加减。2人人埋头干 (打二个字) —— 【谜底】: 坐竿

1. Everyone can add and subtract. 2 Everyone immerses himself in the work (type two words) -- [Answer]: Sit on the pole

  有事没事爱排队,哪里有票哪里串(打一职业) —— 【谜底】: 黄牛党

I like to queue up when I have something to do, where there are tickets, where there are strings (playing a profession) -- [Answer]: scalpers

  麦当劳叔叔的头(打一国家) —— 【谜底】: 缅甸

Uncle McDonald's head (hit a country) - [Answer]: Myanmar

  减肥过度 (打一食物) —— 【谜底】: 寿司(瘦死)

Excessive weight loss (hit a meal) - [Answer]: Sushi (thin to death)

  老和尚念书(打一生理现象) —— 【谜底】: 月(阅)经

The old monk reads a book (playing a physiological phenomenon) -- [Answer]: The Moon (Reading) Sutra

  两只鸟儿失声啼(打一物理名词) —— 【谜底】: 共鸣

Two Birds Cry (play a physical noun) -- [Answer]: Resonance

  太阳晒干了武大郎的老婆(打一花卉) —— 【谜底】: 旱金莲(日+干=旱)

The sun dried Wu Dalang's wife (hit a flower) - [Answer]: Trollius (Japanese+dry=dry)

  两叶花四朵,颜色白又黄,一年开一次,八月放异香。(打一植物) —— 【谜底】: 桂花

Four two leaf flowers, white and yellow in color, bloom once a year, and give off fragrance in August. (Play a plant) -- [Answer]: Osmanthus fragrans

  猿猴拉的屎(打一名词) —— 【谜底】: 缘分(猿粪)

The feces of apes (play a noun) - [Answer]: Fate (ape feces)

  德国货币出口热(打一作家) —— 【谜底】: 马克·吐温

German currency export craze (a writer) -- [Answer]: Mark Twain

  手不释卷,猜一字 —— 【谜底】: 卷

Keep reading and guess a word - [Answer]: Volume

  什么布没有颜色? —— 【谜底】: 瀑布

What cloth has no color—— [Answer]: Waterfall

  和尚的第一要忌(打一电影) —— 【谜底】: 色戒

Monk's first taboo (play a movie) - [Answer]: Lust Caution

  一个姓杨的孩子老喜欢哭,妈妈埋怨爸爸给孩子起的名不好,知道叫什么吗? —— 【谜底】: 杨聪

A child surnamed Yang always likes to cry. His mother complains that his father has given him a bad name. Do you know what his name is—— [Answer]: Yang Cong

爆笑谜语【三】

  狮子座运动完,双子座运动(打一电视剧) —— 【谜底】: 一起又看流星雨

After Leo sports, Gemini sports (play a TV play) -- [Answer]: Watch the meteor shower together

  身怀六甲(打一乐器) —— 【谜底】: 腰鼓

Armed with six armour (playing a musical instrument) -- [Answer]: Waist drum

  技术超群的剑客是谁? —— 【谜底】: 贱人(人剑合一才是最高境界)

Who are the swordsmen with superb skills—— [Answer]: Bitch (the highest state is the combination of man and sword)

  什么饼天生就是扔的? —— 【谜底】: 铁饼

What kind of cake is naturally thrown—— [Answer]: discus

  是牛从来不耕田,体矮毛密能耐寒,爬冰卧雪善驮运,高原之舟人人赞。(打一动物) —— 【谜底】: 牦牛

Cattle never plough. They are short and hairy and can withstand cold. They can climb ice and lie on snow. Everyone praises the boat on the plateau. (Hit an animal) -- [Answer]: Yak

  500个女人仰泳(打一中国旅游景点) —— 【谜底】: 千岛湖

500 women backstroke (play a Chinese tourist attraction) -- [Answer]: Qiandao Lake

  甲乙丙丁哪个字最酷? —— 【谜底】: 丁字酷(丁字裤)

Which word is the coolest—— [Answer]: T-shaped Cool (T-shaped pants)

  小镇上杀野狼的高手(打一电视剧) —— 【谜底】: 《城市猎人》

A master of killing wolves in a small town (play a TV play) -- [Answer]: City Hunter

  午后照相(打一常用语) —— 【谜底】: 拍马屁

Take a picture in the afternoon (play a common phrase) -- [Answer]: Flattery

  通往上帝家(打一歌曲) —— 【谜底】: 《天路》——韩红

Go to God's Home (play a song) -- [Answer]: The Way of Heaven -- Han Hong

  广打一工厂用语 —— 【谜底】: 定点厂

Broadly hit a factory term - [Answer]: Designated factory

  闻不用耳,猜一个字 —— 【谜底】: 门

Hear it without listening. Guess a word -- [Answer]: Door

  赶猪进门里面 (打一明星) —— 【谜底】: 王力宏(往里轰)。

Drive a pig into the door (hit a star) - [Answer]: Wang Leehom (Bang in).

  小麦玉米肚里塞,颗颗珍珠吐出来(打一农具) —— 【谜底】: 脱粒机

Stuffed in the stomach of wheat and corn, pearls spit out (hit a farm tool) - [Answer]: Thresher

  茶(打一中西医用语) —— 【谜底】: 植物人

Tea (play a Chinese and Western medicine term) -- [Answer]: Vegetables