尝尿

1、尝“尿”-记叙文600字

今天上午阳光明媚，风和日丽。西瓜老师对我们郑重其事地说：“同学们，今天我们来尝尿吧。”教室里顿时炸开了锅。同学们都交头接耳，议论纷纷。我满腹怀疑，老师真的带来了一瓶尿吗？还有尝尿，太恶心了吧！

This morning, the sun is bright, the wind and the sun are beautiful.The watermelon teacher solemnly said to us, "Classmates, let's taste urine today." The classroom suddenly exploded.The classmates all echoed and talked about it.I doubt myself, did the teacher really bring a bottle of urine?And tasting urine, it's so disgusting!

西瓜老师拿出了一瓶尿，黄色的液体，装在矿泉水瓶子里。她平静地对我们说“同学们，看看老师，老师先来示范一下。”只见老师拿起装满尿的瓶子，眉头紧皱，慢慢的打开瓶盖儿。微微皱了皱眉，还撇了撇嘴，之后西瓜老师深吸了一口气。眉头舒展后，环视周围一圈，仿佛在说，我喝啦，给我打打气。之后她紧张的端起杯子，紧紧的捏着鼻子，把头快速地一仰，张开嘴，一口气将尿倒进嘴里。我奇怪的想，这尿好不好喝呢？西瓜老师会不会中毒呢？只见西瓜老师慢腾腾地将瓶子放下，嘴角微微上扬，形成了一个小月牙，竖着大拇指，点着头对我们说：“这尿味道还不错哟！”我心里好奇的想，这尿真的有这么好喝吗？我也想来尝一尝。

The watermelon teacher took out a bottle of urine, yellow liquid, and was packed in a mineral water bottle.She said calmly to us, "Classmates, look at the teacher, the teacher to demonstrate first." I saw the teacher pick up the bottle filled with urine, frowned, and slowly opened the bottle cap.I frowned slightly, and squeezed my lips, and then the watermelon teacher took a deep breath.After the eyebrows stretched, I looked around, as if I was talking, I was drinking and cheering me.After that, she lifted the cup nervously, pinched her nose tightly, raised her head quickly, opened her mouth, and poured her urine into her mouth in one breath.I am strangely thought, is this urine?Will the watermelon teacher be poisoned?I saw the watermelon teacher slowly put down the bottle, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly, forming a small crescent, with a thumbs up, nodded to us, "This urine taste is not bad!"Is it really so delicious?I also want to taste it too.

就在这时，小谢同学第一个自告奋勇的举起手来，老师抽了小谢同学。小谢同学挺着胸，抬着头走上了讲台，指尖西瓜老师倒了一点尿在杯子里，递给小谢，他一昂头，真的咕咚一声，喝了下去，还咪咪嘴，说：“甜的，真好喝。”我心里开心的想，看来这尿真的很好喝。于是，我也便自信的抬起头，一大步跨到讲台上，一把抓过到了尿的杯子，一口气就把尿喝了下去。天呐，太恶心啦，太难喝了，我都快要吐了。

At this moment, Xiao Xie first raised his hand and raised his hand first, and the teacher took Xiao Xie.Xiao Xie held his chest and looked up on the podium. The watermelon teacher of his fingertips poured a little urine in the cup and handed it to Xiao Xie.He said, "Sweet, it's so delicious." I thought happily, it seemed that the urine was really delicious.As a result, I raised my head confidently, across the podium with a big step, grabbed the urine cup, and drank the urine in one breath.Oh my god, it's too disgusting, it's too difficult to drink, I'm almost vomiting.

这时，老师对我们笑呵呵的说：“同学们呀，这其实是老师用金银花和盐调出来的，不是什么尿呀。”呵呵，我心里想，可恶，我们竟然被老师骗啦。

At this time, the teacher said with a smile to us, "Classmates, this is actually tuned from the teachers with honeysuckle and salt. It is not a urine." Oh, I thought, we were abominable, we were deceived by the teacher.